I saw 2020 coming. I saw Brexit. I saw the mental health crisis.
Pattern recognition is my superpower. The receipts are on Internet Archive.
Now let me show your teams what I see next.
They're burning out. Calling in sick. Quitting without notice. Taking antidepressants just to face Monday morning.
You've tried mindfulness apps. Yoga Wednesdays. Fruit in the breakroom. Employee Assistance Programs nobody uses.
None of it's working because you're treating symptoms, not teaching survival skills.
Not fake corporate "team building." Real human connection. The kind that makes people cover for each other. Check in on Monday morning. Actually give a shit.
I'm a gobby little northerner who survived 12 years homeless in London, built communities in Bristol's illegal rave scene, and spent 30 years as a Magic Circle magician reading rooms under extreme pressure.
I called 2020. I called Brexit chaos. I see what's coming before it hits. Your teams need someone who can spot the cracks before they break.
Known as "the health & safety guy" for 30 years. I don't let people fall. Not on stage, not in life. Your people are safe with me.
PLUR: Peace, Love, Unity, Respect. Built communities at illegal warehouse parties. Looked after ravers. That's the energy I bring.
Homeless. Neurodivergent (AuDHD). Survived things your employees are facing right now. I don't teach theory - I teach survival.
30 years making audiences laugh when they came to watch me fail. Reading rooms. Managing stress. Performing when everything's falling apart.
Not a slogan. The actual mission. Teach people to be kind to each other. Build communities. Change culture. Culture changes the world.
I'm the guy who sees patterns. Who connects dots. Who knows what's coming because I've survived worse and pattern recognition is how you don't get caught out twice.
Search "Doc Strange and the Dude" on Internet Archive. Listen to me calling it all in real-time. Pattern recognition isn't magic - it's pattern recognition. And your teams need someone who can see what's coming next in your industry, your culture, your people.
→ Listen to the receipts on Internet ArchiveI'm not selling you a program. I'm offering to shake up your entire approach to keeping humans human at work.
Pilot program. Prove it works. Get the data. Build the case studies. Then decide if you want to pay for it.
You give me: Feedback, video testimonials, permission to build case studies. I give you: Everything I know about keeping humans sane under pressure.
Once I've proven this works (and I will), we talk about what makes sense for your organization.
Not interested in pilots? Want the full program now? Let's talk about what your team actually needs.
Book A Call With DocYour people are drowning and you know it. Let the gobby northerner with pattern recognition and 30 years of keeping humans safe throw them a lifeline.
No corporate bullshit. No sales theater. Just a conversation about whether I can help your team be nicer to each other when the world's on fire.